Using Fake IDs Safely

Getting and successfully using a fake ID.

Fake IDs are a bona fide gift from the gods of wine and pleasure—or, in other words, when you successfully convince a sister to let you borrow her identity. Fake IDs are very practical.

This activity is not only great for partying, but also for going to big events, concerts, and spring break with friends. No one wants to go to a Miley Cyrus concert as a designated driver.

Because you are under 21 and don't have any fakes. I think this could be the real hell.

Finding someone who at least looks like you is the first step to avoiding this ordeal. Then, have her share her identity with you.

Finding the ideal fake ID is like getting a new identity—challenging, exhausting, but ultimately very worthwhile.

Make sure the person you choose has similar defining characteristics to your own. If you have a biological sister of the right age, and...

Siblings in real life do exist. If not, you may be able to find someone who looks somewhat similar. One important factor is

Hair color can always be said to be dyed, so there is some flexibility. Eye color is more dramatic, with green, blue, and light brown generally having more wiggle room. However, if your eyes are…

Big brown-eyed Bambi, using a Tiffany ID, and her eyes are turquoise, the bouncers might pick up on that. Height is also an important factor.

I occasionally used an ID from when I was 5 years old that said 5’8”, when I was barely five feet. This is not something I would recommend. High heels can help in this situation.

The ones you’re talking about are fake, and are actually a few inches taller than you, and you’re wearing wedges, which is perfect.

The next step is to get an ID from someone. Ideally, this person should be a little older than you, but not too old that the ID shows too old.

You’re almost out of school, you’re thirty, and you’re pretty well-known in the local bar scene. It’s hard to find a fake ID that all the bouncers are familiar with.

Treat her well. Impersonation is a privilege, not a right. This girl is essentially giving you permission to steal her identity. I asked this question to an older and very cute girl in my chapter.

There was a person who was two inches taller than me and had green eyes, and she was also a couple I met in the world of fake IDs. She agreed to accompany me to the DMV to apply for a new ID.

She claimed that she had lost her old one so that she could give it to me. I brought her coffee and muffins, made an appointment at the DMV, and went.

Accompany her and pay for the new ID. Make it as easy as possible for the girl. Anyone who is willing to accompany you to the DMV is a hero.

After completing these steps, the new ID will be mailed to the girl of your identity and she can give you the old one.

In order to successfully use fakes and avoid being detained by the police, it is necessary to take some important steps. You want to get as much use out of your fakes as possible before turning around.

Turning twenty-one is not always easy. Honestly, many times the bodyguards will hardly care about your fake ID, but if you encounter a particularly difficult person, you need to be more careful.

Are you ready? Here are some suggestions for using your new identity wisely in real life.

Side note: Whatever you do, don’t pay some stranger to make you a fake ID in Hawaii with your real picture and name on it. In my experience, you’ll regret it.

Using someone else’s real ID, which technically belongs to them, is far more reliable than trying to forge a fake ID. There are many ways bouncers can spot fake IDs.

You can choose to ignore the following advice and try it on your own if you want, but when you’re cuffed outside a bar, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Tip #1: Remember what’s on the card.

Remember your address before and after, your middle name, and your fake date of birth. I once tested myself before a game and I was actually…

drunk, I had to make sure I locked that door. If the bouncer asks you what your zip code is, it’s best to have an answer no matter how many shots you’ve taken.

Tip #2: If you can, try to get an old debit or credit card, or an old student ID from the girl you bought the fake ID from.

Having a second form of ID is the most reliable way to convince a skeptical bouncer that you are really Molly Elizabeth Sterling (or anyone else). A student ID is my personal ID.

My favorite is the photo card, but an expired debit card is fine too. The bouncer won't care about the expiration date of the card, just the name.

You'll get in.

Tip #3: Avoid the one bar in your town that always catches fakes.

I promise you, there is always a place you need to know the most. Your disguise can't make you invincible. Choose your location wisely.

Tip #4: The more bouncer friends you know, the better.

Two words: no boundaries. When you're friendly with the bouncers, most of the time they won't check the ID of the group, especially if they're with several girls.

If you're repackaging a fake, you may not need to show ID at all.

Tip #5: Know your fake star sign.

Some bouncers like to test the ID of drunk girls, which is a question I'm often asked in real life. If you're a Gemini in real life, but your fake ID says...

Scorpio, adjust accordingly.

Tip #6: Warn your friends about using fakes when you're out and about.

It's not good when you're drunk and the big shot yells out your real name while the bouncer looks through your ID and clearly tells you something else.

Tip #7: Be careful with knockoffs.

Don't take these situations lightly, and don't start making a habit of buying eight bottles of wine every time you go to the store. Fakes should only be considered when there are no other options. If you...

You can still easily have someone buy it for you, and it's recommended that you take that approach instead of risking your precious fakes. While it may sound prudent, the risk of getting caught in a supermarket is real.

The most humiliating thing that can happen to anyone. You don't want to be that girl.

Tip #8: Give back with gratitude.

When that exciting day comes and you finally turn 21, consider passing on your identity to your children or others so they can experience the same joy you did.

Follow these steps and you'll be on your way to enjoying your fakes. A healthy dose of confidence is also helpful. Walking up to the bouncer like you did, even if the conditions aren't great, will have unexpected results.

You belong at that bar, and he'll start to believe it. Don't screw it up. Raise a glass to you, girl, and I wish you had a chance when you were a minor.

A reliable ID service will ensure you get the real deal, and you don't even have to worry about being arrested by the police. ideverest is a legitimate website that is active on multiple social media platforms.

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